growlithed: how does someone as ugly as me have such high standards
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Yea mom go take your fucking pothead, sneak out of the house to have sex with some random guy, get drunk and almost kick us out of a five star resort, mental hospital, police at our house every other weekend, daughter shopping instead of me
At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.– Frida Kahlo (via suckybl0g)
epic-humor: mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY see more
Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: My crack dealer
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via browndresswithwhitedots)